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The
Minikin
Incarnadine
Cowl-Titivated
Gamine, or Little Red Riding Hood |
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rewhile there existed a
jejune
hoyden, who had secured the
veneration of all, even those who had
espied her for merely a singular
discrete trice. Her
consanguinities
comprehended, among others, an
enate
predecessor,
possessing the
prosaic
appellation of grandmother, and
via the
largess of this clement
crone, she procured a
Lilliputian
capote, with a most
vermilion
capuche,
whence her
winsome
sobriquet, "Little Red Riding Hood", was so
engendered. |
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One particular
chronological
interval, the
materfamilias
impelled her to convey a
dosser,
replete with
alible
pabulum and
potations, to her
matrilineal
predecessor,
forasmuch as, through her
valetudinarian state, the
somatic condition of the
aforementioned
octogenarian was
compromised to the point of her being
enervated and
impuissant.
Ergo, her being was
delimited to the
supine position.
The vinaceous-bedaubed
scion
acquiesced
extempore, and
forthwith
embarked on her
entrustment. |
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The itinerary of the
peregrination was
ventured in the most
ratiocinative manner via the
weald, and the
duration of said voyage rarely
necessitated the
minute indicator of an
analog timepiece to sweep an entire one hundred and eighty
degree arc. Upon the ingress of this
sylvan
milieu, the
bairn
discerned a
pileous
quadruped
bearing similitude to and being an
antecessor of the beloved
Canis familiaris |
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Incognizant of the
formidable degree to which this particular
hispid
miscreant was
iniquitous and
flagitious, the
ingénue
intuited not even a
modicum of
disquietude or
trepidation upon this
fortuitous
happenstance.
"Exemplary
fulgent segment of the
diurnal period," he
asseverated.
"Salutations," came the
repartee. "Where wend you?" the
inimical
rapscallion
catechized. |
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I'm actualizing a brief
sojourn at the residence of my
anile
cognate and am
consigning to her
savorous
viands."
"May I inquire as to the locus of this
purlieu?"
"Indubitably. At the
terminus of this path, the
localization of which is far from
onerous." Subsequent to uttering a vocalization of valedictory, the caitiff retroceded into the aphotic boscage. |
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Following this compendious
confabulation, the
dolman-
bedecked
Adamite
absquatulated with the utmost
celerity.
The odious
knave
tarried a
trice, cogitating and
machinating,
thence compassed a
Mephistopelian
cabal. Being a
denizen of this
arboreal pale, he was
cognizant of a
deoppilated route to the
aforecited
domicile, whereas the
quiddity of the
trajectory
elected by the
soubrette was
forsooth, though
facile,
labyrinthine. |
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efficacious to gourmandize your sapid
corporeal substantiality, my
gobbet," he vociferated, and with an
expeditious
gambado the
maleficent
dastard manducated the
woebegone tellurian.
Surfeited, the
scelerate picaro summarily dossed. |
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Propitiously, a
beneficent
nimrod was perambulating vicinally, and perceived the
imbroglio.
Carked, the
perspicacious paladin transpierced the
chaumière and perused the
corpulent, oscitant pariah. Conning the exigency of the
conjuncture with
sapient
perspicuity, the
intrepid
factotum erepted his
allagrugous poniard, anatomized the
execrable varlet, and disenthralled the
felicitous duo, then the
adjutorious
stalwart jugulated the inimical
malefactor.
Thereupon, the three
beamish symposiasts roistered, banqueting on the
plethora of the toothsome
provender.
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Glossary
minikin A very small delicate creature.
incardine Blood-red.
cowl The hood or hooded robe worn especially by a monk.
titivate To make decorative additions to.
gamine A girl or woman of impish appeal.
erewhile Some time ago.
jejune Lacking maturity.
hoyden A high-spirited, boisterous, or saucy girl.
veneration Profound respect or reverence.
espied To catch sight of.
discrete once
trice an instant
consanguinities Relatives by blood or by a common ancestor.
comprehended To take in as a part; include.
enate A relative on one's mother's side.
predecessor One who precedes another in time.
possessing To have as a quality, characteristic, or other attribute.
prosaic Matter-of-fact.
appellation A name, title, or designation.
via By means of.
largess Generosity of spirit or attitude.
clement Inclined to be lenient or merciful.
crone A withered old woman.
procured To obtain or acquire.
Lilliputian Very small; diminutive.
capote A long, usually hooded cloak or coat.
vermilion A vivid red to reddish orange.
capuche A hood on a cloak.
whence By reason of which.
winsome Charming, often in a childlike or naive way.
sobriquet An affectionate or humorous nickname.
engendered Brought into existence.
particular Fixed and distinct from others.
chronological Arranged in order of time of occurrence.
interval The amount of time between two specified instants, events, or states.
materfamilias A woman who is the head of a household or the mother of a family.
impelled To urge to action through moral pressure.
convey To take or carry from one place to another.
dosser A basket.
replete Abundantly supplied.
alible Having nutrients.
pabulum A substance that gives nourishment.
potations Liquid refreshments.
matrilineal Relating to, based on, or tracing ancestral descent through the maternal line.
predecessor One who precedes another in time.
forasmuch as since
valetudinarian A sickly or weak person.
somatic Affecting the body.
aforementioned Mentioned previously.
octogenarian A person between 80 and 90 years of age.
compromised A concession to something detrimental.
enervated To weaken or destroy the strength or vitality of.
impuissant Lack of power or effectiveness.
ergo hence
delimited Limited to one state.
supine Lying on the back or having the face upward.
vinaceous Having the color of red wine.
bedaubed To ornament in a showy fashion.
scion A descendant or heir.
acquiesced To consent or comply passively or without protest.
extempore Carried out with little or no preparation or forethought.
forthwith At once; immediately.
embarked To set out on a venture.
entrustment Duty or errand one has been trusted with.
itinerary A route or proposed route of a journey.
peregrination To journey or travel from place to place, especially on foot.
venture To expose to danger or risk.
ratiocinative Of, relating to, marked by, or skilled in methodical and logical reasoning.
weald A woodland.
duration Continuance or persistence in time.
necessitated Requred.
minute Exceptionally small; tiny.
analog A device in which data are represented by continuously variable, measurable, physical quantities.
ingress A means or place of entering.
sylvan Abounding in trees; wooded.
milieu An environment or a setting.
bairn A child.
discern To perceive with the eyes or intellect; detect.
pileous Rough.
quadruped A four-footed animal.
similitude A perceptible likeness.
antecessor One who precedes; a predecessor.
Canis familiaris The common dog.
incognizant Lacking knowledge or awareness.
formidable Inspiring awe, admiration, or wonder.
hispid Covered with stiff or rough hairs.
miscreant An evildoer.
iniquitous Wicked.
flagitious Infamous.
ingénue A naive, innocent girl or young woman.
intuit To know intuitively.
modicum A small, moderate, or token amount.
disquietude Worried unease.
trepidation A state of alarm or dread.
fortuitous Happening by accident or chance.
happenstance A chance circumstance.
exemplary Commendable.
fulgent Radiant.
diurnal Relating to or occurring in a 24-hour period.
asseverated To declare seriously or positively.
salutations A polite expression of greeting or goodwill.
repartee A swift, witty reply.
wend To go one's way.
inimical Unfriendly.
rapscallion A rascal.
catechized To question or examine closely or methodically.
actualize To realize in action or make real.
sojourn A temporary stay
anile Of or like an old woman.
cognate One related by blood.
consign To deliver.
savorous Seasoned or flavored.
viands A very choice or delicious dish.
locus A place.purlieu A place that one frequents.
indubitably Undoubtedly.
terminus The final point.
localization A fixed area.
onerous Troublesome or oppressive.
subsequent Following in time or order.
uttering To send forth with the voice.
vocalization Speech.
valedictory A closing or farewell statement.
caitiff A despicable coward.
retroceded To go back.
aphotic Having no light.
boscage A mass of trees or shrubs.
compendious Containing or stating briefly and concisely all the essentials; succinct.
confabulation To talk casually.
dolman A woman's garment having cape-like arm pieces.
bedecked To adorn or ornament in a showy fashion.
Adamite A descendant of Adam; a human being.
absquatulate To depart in a hurry.
celerity Swiftness of action or motion.
odious Arousing or meriting strong dislike, aversion, or intense displeasure.
knave An unprincipled, crafty fellow.
tarry To remain or stay temporarily.
trice A very short period of time.
cogitate To take careful thought or think carefully about.
machinate To devise (a plot).
thence From that time.
compass To scheme.
Mephistopeles the devil in the Faust legend to whom Faust sold his soul: mephistophelean adj
cabal A secret scheme or plot.
denizen An inhabitant.
arboreal Relating to or resembling a tree.
pale The area enclosed by a fence or boundary.
cognizant Fully informed
deoppilated Shortened.
aforecited Previously mentioned.
domicile A residence.
quiddity The real nature of a thing.
trajectory A chosen course.
elected chosen
soubrette A young woman.
forsooth In truth.
facile easy
labyrinthine Resembling a labyrinth.
hence For this reason; therefore.
crinite hairy
reprobate A morally unprincipled person.
grisard A gray-headed person.
habitacle A dwelling place.
ere Previous to; before.
callow Lacking adult maturity or experience; immature: a callow youth.
peregrinate To journey or travel from place to place, especially on foot.
portal A doorway, an entrance, or a gate, especially one that is large and imposing.
fustigate To beat with a club; cudgel.
janua A door.
formidable Arousing fear, dread, or alarm; formidability or formidableness n
residentiary One who resides in a certain place; a resident.
suspire To sigh.
tremulous Timid or fearful; timorous tremulously.
consanguinean Consanguineous; as in blood relation.
dissemble To disguise or conceal behind a false appearance.
varlet A rascal; a knave.
prevaricate To stray from or evade the truth.
thence From that circumstance or source; therefrom.
convey To take or carry from one place to another; transport.
entity Something that exists as a particular and discrete unit.
abode A dwelling place; a home.
effete Depleted of vitality, force, or effectiveness; exhausted.
encouch To lay upon a couch.
decumbiture Confinement to a sick-bed.
predacious also predaceous Living by seizing or taking prey; predatorymalfeasance Misconduct or wrongdoing, especially by a public official malfeasant n
irrupt To break or burst in
ingurgitate To swallow greedily or in excessive amounts; gulp
hoary Gray or white with or as if with age
dowager A widow who holds a title or property derived from her deceased husband
abominable Unequivocally detestable; loathsome: abominable treatment of prisoners
scalawag Informal a reprobate; a rascal
don To put on (clothing)
ultrafidian Going beyond faith
annuitant One that receives or is qualified to receive an annuity
nocturnal Of, relating to, or occurring in the night
habiliment Often habiliments clothes
voluminous Having great volume, fullness, size, or number
tuque A knitted woolen cap in the form of a cylindrical bag often with tapered ends that is worn with one end tucked into the other
ensconce To settle (oneself) securely or comfortably
ogygian Very old; in Greek mythology, the ancient king of Boeotia.
mackabroin An old hag
somnifery A place of sleep
anon in a short time; soon
guileless free of guile; artless
juvencle a girl or a young woman
divulgate disclose, reveal
apprehend to become conscious of, as through the emotions or senses; perceive
extrinsic originating from the outside; external
edifice a building, especially one of imposing appearance or size
pernicious causing great harm; destructive: pernicious rumors
reprobate a morally unprincipled person
enjoin to direct or impose with authority and emphasis
transpose to put into a different place or order: transpose the words of a sentence
corporeity the state of being material or corporeal; physical existence
confines the limits of a space or an area; the borders
plebeian of, belonging to, or characteristic of commoners
bower a rustic cottage
ingress a going in or entering
affright to arouse fear in; terrify
chit a child
skirl to produce a high, shrill, wailing tone used of bagpipes
enigmatic or enigmatical of or resembling an enigma; puzzling
brobdingnagian immense; enormous
auditory of or relating to hearing, the organs of hearing, or the sense of hearing
apparatus a group or system of organs that collectively perform a specific function or process
protuberate to swell or bulge
poll the head, especially the top of the head where hair grows
auscultation the act of listening
parlance speech, especially a conversation or parley
cosset a pet, especially a pet lamb
palter to talk or act insincerely or misleadingly; equivocate palterer n
elucidate to make clear or plain, especially by explanation; clarify
anomaly one that is peculiar, irregular, abnormal, or difficult to classify anomalistic adj
primogenitor an ancestor or a forefather
prodigious impressively great in size, force, or extent; enormous: a prodigious storm
ocular of or relating to the eye: ocular exercises; ocular muscles
orb a sphere or spherical object
goggle to roll or bulge used of the eyes
physiognomy facial features, especially when regarded as revealing character
aver to affirm positively; declare
descry to catch sight of (something difficult to discern)
homunculus a diminutive human being homuncular, adjective
punctilious precise; scrupulous
exactitude the state or quality of being exact
minion one who is highly esteemed or favored; a darling
enucleate to explain; elucidate
sphingine resembling a sphinx
sphinx a puzzling or mysterious person
antecedent one that precedes another
cyclopean vast and rough: massive, huge
extremity a hand or foot
opine to hold or state as an opinion
embosom to enclose protectively; envelop
adroit dexterous; deft
progeny one born of, begotten by, or derived from another; an offspring or a descendant
explicate to make clear the meaning of; explain
therianthropic being party bestial and partly human in form
harridan a woman regarded as scolding and vicious
elephantine enormous in size or strength
denticle a small tooth or toothlike projection
permeate to spread or flow throughout; pervade
oral of or relating to the mouth: oral surgery
orifice an opening, especially to a cavity or passage of the body; a mouth or vent
brephic young
numquid an inquisitive person
adduce to cite as an example or means of proof in an argument
efficacious producing or capable of producing a desired effect
gormandize to eat gluttonously; gorge
sapid having a strong, pleasant flavor; savory
corporeal of, relating to, or characteristic of the body
substantial of, relating to, or having substance; material: substantiality n
gobbet a piece or chunk, especially of raw meat
vociferate to utter (something) or cry out loudly and vehemently, especially in protest
expeditious acting or done with speed and efficiency
gambado a leaping or gamboling movement
maleficent harmful or evil in intent or effect
dastard a sneaking, malicious coward
manducate to chew; masticate; eat
woebegone affected with or marked by deep sorrow, grief, or wretchedness
tellurian an inhabitant of earth; a terrestrial
surfeit to feed or supply to excess, satiety, or disgust
scelerate extremely wicked
picaro a bohemian adventurer; a rogue
summary performed speedily and without ceremony: summary justice; a summary rejection: summarily adv
doss to go to bed; sleep
propitious presenting favorable circumstances; auspicious
beneficent characterized by or performing acts of kindness or charity
nimrod a hunter
perambulate to walk about; roam or stroll
vicinal of, belonging to, or restricted to a limited area or neighborhood; local
imbroglio a difficult or intricate situation; an entanglement
cark to burden or be burdened with trouble; worry
perspicacious having or showing penetrating mental discernment; clear-sighted
paladin a paragon of chivalry; a heroic champion
transpierce to pierce; to penetrate through
chaumière a thatched cottage
peruse to read or examine, typically with great care
corpulent excessively fat
oscitancy the state of being drowsy or inattentive; dullness
pariah a social outcast
con to study, peruse, or examine carefully
exigency a pressing or urgent situation
conjuncture a critical set of circumstances; a crisis
sapient having great wisdom and discernment
perspicuity the quality of being perspicuous; clearness and lucidity
intrepid resolutely courageous; fearless
factotum an employee or assistant who serves in a wide range of capacities
erept to snatch or take away
allagrugous grim and ghastly
poniard a dagger typically having a slender square or triangular blade
anatomize to dissect (an animal or other organism) to study the structure and relation of the parts
execrable deserving of execration; hateful
varlet a rascal; a knave
disenthrall to free from a controlling force or influence
felicitous marked by happiness or good fortune: a felicitous life
adjutorious helpful
stalwart one who is physically and morally strong
jugulate to cut the throat of, kill
inimical unfriendly; hostile: a cold, inimical voice
malefactor one that has committed a crime; a criminal
thereupon directly following that; forthwith
beamish smiling, as with happiness or optimism
symposiast one who is part of a drinking party; banqueter
roister to engage in boisterous merrymaking; revel noisily
banquet to honor at or partake of a banquet
plethora a superabundance; an excess
toothsome delicious; luscious: a toothsome pie
provender food or provisions